Funny Off Brand Soda Names

I always find it funny when off brands try and come up with creative names for their soft drink knock offs. Here are some examples.

Coca-Cola Classic, Pepsi Equivilant
Big Fizz Cola, Rite Aid
Bubba Cola, Save-A-Lot
Chek Mate Cola, Winn-Dixie
Go2Cola, Safeway
Rally Cola, Giant

7-Up, Sprite, Sierra Mist
Bubble Up, Dad’s Root Beer Company
Citrus Sling, Albertsons
Quist, Giant
Sun Pop, Stop & Shop
Twist-Up, Sam’s Choice
Vess Up, Vess

Mountain Dew, Mello Yello
Citrus Drop, Kroger
Heee Haw, Hy-Vee
Moon Mist, Faygo
Mountain Breeze, Safeway
Mountain Frost, Aldi
Mountain Fury, Roundy’s
Mountain Holler, Save-A-Lot
Mountain Lightning, Sam’s Choice
Mountain Lion, Food Lion
Mountain Maze, Albertsons
Mountain Mojo, Foodland (thanks, Angel!)
Mountain Roar, Harris Teeter
Mountain Yeller, Piggly Wiggly
Ramp, Giant
Rocky Mist, Meijer
Sundrop, Cadbury-Schweppes

Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb
Dr. Bob, Tops Markets
Dr. Bold, Albertsons
Dr. Chek, Winn-Dixie
Dr. Faygo, Faygo
Dr. K, Kroger
Dr. M, Meijer
Dr. Perky, Food Lion
Dr. Phizz, Schnucks
Dr. Riffic, Eckerd Drug
Dr. Rocket, Kmart
Dr. Skipper, Safeway
Dr. Smooth, Real Canadian Superstore (thanks, Susan!)
Dr. Thunder, Sam’s Choice
Dr. Topper, Clover Valley (Dollar General)
Dr. Wham, Buffalo Rock
Mr. aahh!, Giant Eagle
Mr. Pig, Piggly Wiggly

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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 17, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Timeout. Sundrop is NOT a Mountain Dew knockoff. It is its own delicious southern beverage, which should be highly regarded as such.

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 4:24 PM

      Sun drop sucks so fuck off it is a MOUNTAIN DEW knock off

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    2. AnonymousMarch 4, 2016 at 3:45 PM

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    3. AnonymousMarch 4, 2016 at 3:46 PM

      Anonymous person you are rude. Your momma didn't raise you right.You need speak to people with respect even if you disagree with what they are saying. All you had to say was that you disagree

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  2. Jeff TignerApril 20, 2010 at 9:54 AM

    Fred Meyer calls their's "Big K". I dunno what the letter 'K' has to do with it, but for $0.50/Bottle, reather than $1.49....I'll take it.

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    1. AnonymousJune 9, 2015 at 7:42 PM

      "K" stands for Kroger, the company that owns Fred Meyer.

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    2. AnonymousJune 9, 2015 at 7:43 PM

      "K" stands for Kroger, the company that owns Fred Meyer.

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  3. UnknownJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:42 AM

    You guys are missing DR. Goodguy

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  4. KelMarch 2, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    you forgot about Dr. POP which i think is save-a-lot

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  5. AnonymousJune 21, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Save-Alot stores have an off brand Dr. Pepper called Dr. Pop.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 21, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    Sobey's in Canada has a Dr. Pepper knock-off called Dr. Zip

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  7. KoozNovember 17, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    I did a top 5 off-brand Dr. Peppers (click my name for the link). My all time favorite off-brand soda of any kind is Mountain Lightning for Mountain Dew--the label looks almost exactly like Mountain Dew (if memory serves), and it tastes pretty damn close. Also, did you know Mr. aaah was later rebranded as Dr. Aaah? As though he finally got his degree!

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  8. Rob D.February 11, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    Dr Iga. Iga brand doctor pepper.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 19, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Superstore for Sprite/7-Up: Spritz Up.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    Dr C (found in southern Texas)
    Dr Stripes (Stars & Stripes brand sodas)
    Dr Wow (Super 1/Brookshire's)
    Dr Shasta (Shasta brand sodas)

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  11. AnonymousOctober 9, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    Mr.Pibb?

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  12. AnonymousJune 6, 2015 at 11:54 PM

    Dude, bubble up is amazing. I would drink it over sprite, 7up, and sierra mist any day if it were readily availible

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  13. ScottOctober 10, 2015 at 1:29 PM

    Hillbilly Holler is a mountain dew knockoff..Fareway stores

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  14. Emma H.February 2, 2016 at 10:52 AM

    Mountain dew knock offs , chill,drops,explosion,rapids,mellow,mist,moon drop,rush,shoutin,splash,w,wild mountain,wave,citrus pop,hillbilly holler,Kountry mist,Mello yellow.

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  15. UnknownFebruary 5, 2017 at 10:02 AM

    I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it's the bullshit replica, cause dude didn't even get his degree.

    -MH

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  16. aApril 14, 2019 at 11:19 PM

    Mr. Pibb was slightly reformulated & renamed/rebranded Pibb Extra (I prefer it, and make a point of specifying "Pibb Extra" when ordering at a restaurant (though the server often questions "Mr. Pibb okay?")

    Also, Sundrop (Sun Drop) is the original citrus cola! The inventor would not sell his recipe to Coca-Cola or Pepsi, so they paid him to develop Mello Yello and Mountain Dew

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  17. UnknownMay 28, 2019 at 5:06 PM

    Squirt!

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