Funny Off Brand Soda Names

I always find it funny when off brands try and come up with creative names for their soft drink knock offs. Here are some examples.

Coca-Cola Classic, Pepsi Equivilant
Big Fizz Cola, Rite Aid
Bubba Cola, Save-A-Lot
Chek Mate Cola, Winn-Dixie
Go2Cola, Safeway
Rally Cola, Giant

7-Up, Sprite, Sierra Mist
Bubble Up, Dad’s Root Beer Company
Citrus Sling, Albertsons
Quist, Giant
Sun Pop, Stop & Shop
Twist-Up, Sam’s Choice
Vess Up, Vess

Mountain Dew, Mello Yello
Citrus Drop, Kroger
Heee Haw, Hy-Vee
Moon Mist, Faygo
Mountain Breeze, Safeway
Mountain Frost, Aldi
Mountain Fury, Roundy’s
Mountain Holler, Save-A-Lot
Mountain Lightning, Sam’s Choice
Mountain Lion, Food Lion
Mountain Maze, Albertsons
Mountain Mojo, Foodland (thanks, Angel!)
Mountain Roar, Harris Teeter
Mountain Yeller, Piggly Wiggly
Ramp, Giant
Rocky Mist, Meijer
Sundrop, Cadbury-Schweppes

Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb
Dr. Bob, Tops Markets
Dr. Bold, Albertsons
Dr. Chek, Winn-Dixie
Dr. Faygo, Faygo
Dr. K, Kroger
Dr. M, Meijer
Dr. Perky, Food Lion
Dr. Phizz, Schnucks
Dr. Riffic, Eckerd Drug
Dr. Rocket, Kmart
Dr. Skipper, Safeway
Dr. Smooth, Real Canadian Superstore (thanks, Susan!)
Dr. Thunder, Sam’s Choice
Dr. Topper, Clover Valley (Dollar General)
Dr. Wham, Buffalo Rock
Mr. aahh!, Giant Eagle
Mr. Pig, Piggly Wiggly

Know of any not listed? Share.

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13 comments:

  1. Timeout. Sundrop is NOT a Mountain Dew knockoff. It is its own delicious southern beverage, which should be highly regarded as such.

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  2. Fred Meyer calls their's "Big K". I dunno what the letter 'K' has to do with it, but for $0.50/Bottle, reather than $1.49....I'll take it.

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  3. You guys are missing DR. Goodguy

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  4. you forgot about Dr. POP which i think is save-a-lot

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  5. Save-Alot stores have an off brand Dr. Pepper called Dr. Pop.

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  6. Sobey's in Canada has a Dr. Pepper knock-off called Dr. Zip

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  7. I did a top 5 off-brand Dr. Peppers (click my name for the link). My all time favorite off-brand soda of any kind is Mountain Lightning for Mountain Dew--the label looks almost exactly like Mountain Dew (if memory serves), and it tastes pretty damn close. Also, did you know Mr. aaah was later rebranded as Dr. Aaah? As though he finally got his degree!

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  8. Dr Iga. Iga brand doctor pepper.

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  9. I just found Dr. Flava by Great Value @ Wal Mart for the first time. I've say it tastes pretty bang on to the real stuff

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  10. Superstore for Sprite/7-Up: Spritz Up.

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  11. Dr C (found in southern Texas)
    Dr Stripes (Stars & Stripes brand sodas)
    Dr Wow (Super 1/Brookshire's)
    Dr Shasta (Shasta brand sodas)

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