18 Bacon Wrapped Foods

I love bacon, and so do you, everyone does. If you don't, you are crazy. You see this? It's me pointing at you, calling you crazy. I love bacon so much, I tried wrapping myself in it in high school. Bacon doesn't hold up well when you are stuffed into a locker, it gets offensively rank. Since then I've stuck to wrapping foods with it. I'm not sure where bacon comes from, but I'm pretty sure it's grown on trees like apples, oranges and french fries. Check out these 18 amazingly delicious foods wrapped in bacon.

Oysters wrapped in bacon.


Ostrich wrapped in bacon.


A whole chicken wrapped in bacon.


A pork roast wrapped in bacon. Does that not look amazing?


A bacon wrapped Twinkie stone henge. Who doesn't remember their mother making this childhood classic?


Corn wrapped in bacon. It still gets stuck in your teeth, but now you won't want to floss, because it tastes like bacon.


Enoki mushrooms wrapped in bacon. I don't know what they are, but I would eat them, wrapped in bacon.


Tofu wrapped in bacon, for all the vegetarians out there.


Mozzarella sticks wrapped in bacon. I bet they are delicious dipped in ranch dressing.


Tostinos pizza rolls wrapped in bacon. What a perfect snack for kids.


Mushrooms wrapped in bacon. You could then put the mushrooms on a pizza. Delcious.


Monk fish wrapped in bacon.


Hot dog wrapped in bacon. Oh sweet mercy.


Dates wrapped in bacon. I tried wrapping a date in bacon once, she didn't appreciate it.


Crab legs wrapped in bacon.


Club crackers and cheese wrapped in bacon. I'd eat all of them, twice.


Asparagus wrapped in bacon.


Perhaps the greatest bacon wrapped food of all times? The bacon wrapped pork beast. Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail. Wait a minute... This is roasted not deep fried? Never mind, I withdraw my previous praise. Even the slow witted know that pork beasts should always be deep fried. This is clearly the work of amateurs.


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22 comments:

  1. Dang, I'm gonna try to bacon-wrapped mozzarella thingies.

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  2. Dave - Yeah, not a healthy snack, but man I bet they are delicious.

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  3. You missed the best: maraschino cherry wrapped in bacon.

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  4. They aren't twinkies in the baconhenge, they are french bread sticks.
    http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/beltane08/baconhenge.htm

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  5. Ppphht... The ultimate bacon-wrapped food is back bacon wrapped in double smoked bacon.

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  6. Oh my God, some of those look absolutely disgusting - monk fish wrapped in bacon, tofu wrapped in bacon, the only place tofu belongs is in the bin!

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  7. im about to throw up now :(

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  8. best of all: bacon wrapped cream-cheese-filled jalapenos! via pioneerwoman.com/cooking

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  9. those aren't crab legs.....they're snow crab claws!!!

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  10. Inventive I must say. Perhaps the work of someone with ADHD.

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  11. Hilarious! Why are there so many haters? All you vegetarians need to become bacontarians!

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  12. I serve Bagels with philli cheese and bacon inside ....on the menu as a Jewish Dilema :-)
    Fly out the kitchen in Legends Bar in Switzerland

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  13. Very inspiring. I'm thinking fresh pineapple, sweet potato, oysters, lutefisk, burritos, baked apples, kinda want to try marshmallows... The possibliities are endless.

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  14. How about a Monterrey Jack Cheese and Shrimp - stuffed Jalapen-yo wrapped in Bacon and deep fried, served with chilled Ranch? To die for!

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  15. haha bacon wrapped tofu huh? for all the vegatarians!!! thats funny

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  16. you missed the big one, sausages! I love bacon, I love sausages with cranberry jelly, omg I have to go now!

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  17. you missed baccon wrapped olives and water chestnuts

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  18. How about sweet potatoes sauteed in butter and ancho chilies, then wrapped in bacon, roasted for 20 minutes and drizzled with maple!! So darn good!!

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  19. Im so fucken hungry now!!!!

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  20. Bacon wrapped penis! Of coarse u have to cook the Bacon first

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  21. We do bacon-wrapped bratwurst at least once a week.

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