A Rabbi is a passenger on a bus involved in a rollover accident. After the wreck, he appears to be uninjured but is repeatedly crossing himself. A police officer on scene approaches him and says, “Rabbi, are you all right?” The rabbi answers, “Yes, my son,” but continues crossing himself.
The policeman says, “But you’re a Rabbi. Why are you crossing yourself?”
The Rabbi says, “Son I’m just making sure everything is still here. Spectacles, Testicles, comb and pen.”