Awesomely Bad Album Covers

"You vil take de rose... Or you vil die!"






You're welcome.




I know it's not nice to make fun of people who are blind.


Mr. T says: "I pity the foo' that covets his neighbor!"


Is that one big dress with three neck-holes and six sleeves?


"Momma says if I don't say my prayers she will burn me with her cigarette."




"Hey here is an idea for the cover that won't look gay..."


His music really gets you hooked.


I wonder if her hair is filled with something delcious?


I'll take your word for it...


I wan't to touch his hair so badly.


Man? Woman? Manan? Chick? Dude? Chude?




I used to watch his TV show. Seems creepy now.






"This is our Momma, our girlfriend, and our sister."






Why does he have an axe?


If I let you borrow a feeling, you will give it back covered in your VD germs. So no, you cannot borrow a feeling. Seriously, what a "Chester the Molester."


Oh my.


Is "Zap" like the clap?






Ok, I realize he was burned, and that's sad. But on the cover?


Mr. McFreely?




Garf.


Featuring: "Chew on My Milkbone" and "Can I Sniff Your Butt."




Surprisingly, none of them had prom dates.


"That's our brother Dave. We don't like him because he ate our sister Susan."


Oh, please no.


Leave a comment with your song ideas for the album "Songs for Gay Dogs."

4 comments:

  1. Um...he has an axe because the album is called "Swinging the Gospel Axe."

    Captain Obvious

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  2. Scary, very scary!

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  3. Love At The Hydrant

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  4. I used to love slim goodbody as a child. You're right... what's wrong with our parents? That man is creepola with his guts hangin out!

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