My wife and I didn't have a wedding cake topper, because we didn't see anything that could possibly improve on a pile of Twinkies. Still, some people use them, and they can get pretty creative. Here are 28 strange, unique and funny wedding cake toppers:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-nNi_WoHZM-1n524Z27NT11VbSOAhGyWo6QN1_Knan0cgVrFaayLm80P5t7-bcncQU9zsYe8u0BI7_gYAg4AXl6-_CPFOQvRFWDyQZqf1MuqBy1EdJ6NMEw8OGTgFpx1Fk_ETrwVIKvHq/s640/butt+pinch+cake+topper.jpg) |
I own this now |
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No, I'm not busy, what's up? |
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How do they still have tongues? |
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Dinosaur bones |
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It was an accident
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No baby, you're not fat... |
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Pacman |
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith |
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Lil' Halo guys |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBSw6D4OzHC76OB2AcnQfcLsbFvbV_7_1U1mHDv5OGM3iWgrf7d3LMsxSYmJds-pgMfufjneYk4SQfOYqcX45Vgy_A7AB5LHPKt_q7NKyRmBpz54eUGBvioqWn0xO68PBQxywuO2KRejpn/s400/halo+cake+topper.jpg) |
Another Halo topper |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipbooAHunJDkGBPCKAyUxsgmIRuW30I6B6njGS-xCi0HvwUFFa6Qa2_NBFyukWY5edqcDQHZj-K97MoNINncc-EFrU3crQ1Xcc8g-FG9di_A6dd5aK9sv0zZy50zIaHoDUy4pwdUxtJ06o/s400/hon+solo+cake+topper.jpg) |
Han Solo and Princess Leia |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbGJLKTPBxkrUy3CEJIOtn4IgpQLcDTgQRnEb-euiap_KKZTLAH7Y6gbwCCiOKF8gLpmfyzZwrMw6slPhmStUzvNHeydlfuwGZvLr8U-bLpGy782tFNySAdsgRFp5aXb9MHalzjrJMLj8e/s400/king+of+cake+cake+topper.jpg) |
King of the cake |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSbns5irjLet1JTqCexcBnZcj1rB09kzdkK1xrVetFsrJlpt3j9C6PbrdM1yROGMFhKsMfmWTqKsmUIf1ZMKfp0Iy0sRYoTbAGII1z_u7s9Yh0a43382f2fWJSKEde9P3jf5f114JGTfHe/s400/luigi+and+princess+daisy+cake+topper.jpg) |
Luigi and Princess Daisy. Not as hot as Princess Peach, but still royalty |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk1SlYh3iOr8vmx8grzxjMlh2eQqeUSP3QiewpohmCt6FxrfNjzDKjO0WBQ9-q_jBlmCKAibRkEH8w6JDubpCRmPTDALrdDLwqyxG3AIHLHdUsUOAYBYO_o-ShpV9JmsAO1STKcvp14MMM/s400/makeout+cake+topper.jpg) |
Ooh, baby |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4wLEWsAvI6LTV7MXKJ3s9_xXS5wGS0JZCMLrxy22xSXcK-4FesAvaat6NS4WlOFNVqkhxVwyyDgYvthcvoNH0U4-TpdlGJfpsNca5eA7Av_dAQR54w6VIOTLllU75OL0r98lsoJB4QwWU/s400/mario+cake+topper.jpg) |
Mario and Princess Peach |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9-SK6U-_M-uK4cmFS5STcp9nXH3EpayqOVU2GwKaEqlxJiK0f56WMt6lkXaTCISelvUSBvUFeYSKlEPee-y0qAX0Xi4ksGhX6nH2pLQOIciehACh2O_UK_p4HljC3rXmXwc1yqvMKOxhC/s400/mermaid+mice+cake+topper.jpg) |
Mouse Mermaids, because... |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTd-LTcKZ7IFwrWQWBllN7xwlBpW2xXPMdPS1fRLnmyOw4pq1Oz4i7ntkwn34gu_NP7Sd0y2PhQrI3swjDcqgeSJlaI51hSKMBsdyhXb8V_V8Ylkix-PR3KsQm68bsQrK1Gf7L8pWY_vWg/s400/mice+cake+topper.jpg) |
Mice |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFJf12CUEunulPPNlSBYPPlrSiD32BhYiw0s71LkatyDEaTfH9LUBHBeKHWE-MtK-FRP_VS4WwmO1kAjuz8aNbJxXQg3rX2wzDCtWavcuufn3SmAeGs_3fpCvWv4yhyfYeqvaxXv6MjF7Z/s400/monsters+cake+topper.jpg) |
World of Warcraft? |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqwghF235v8pw2XC-j3G9BCXIQsr5SmE4PttSg1Cuhm1n99WVYDAj-8o9E7rlShePpOeaLLH0lt1Gem1YYVeqRUoJVvRFukoxYEnZtaWqmSQnPpKV-EAzcSJG9EScquefnqCeRfMInEgba/s400/rip+head+off+cake+topper.jpg) |
If people were more like praying mantises |
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Robot couple |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCA_VfZHlPOnCv8TrTJZOjaC9pz5qIkYd4fK5Q2sa2SJU_sso-q4MHlXNNF4QuYKpezezzqZW2-F6v5MLWn8OSUnA_xR-r_ZuodbWfeCk0rOyFWbA3uyzR96v413U5QMMI9mce409uUHw8/s400/star+trek+cake+toppers.jpg) |
Star Trek |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhaJA1NMDLAFBh0a3XLuo6hIXKGTgkkQKnaYuXlqlEvhmW307ncBRsCn_0ZWm-DOagvNcTmm2sXm24IWaDSlMfjOGmBiqzmeNbHf6LPT2cOfba5JMxmbHGdhmN0NwSa9cRoGRGrr6biQgb/s400/stargate+cake+topper.jpg) |
Stargate |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaaZ0a_C5bVXicq20jKwooJGA9ks66U_DxqZWXPT2tAxN_DnhqXL4iLxes4OkE8urJjEer6aacMGM6knSrmghJV5tYRdbgT5D2VIh7yLGPz_p5xVVL8M-6gFZ8rF_4K17Gb-oT9bktKZWU/s400/undead+cake+topper.jpg) |
Skeletal love |
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Because unicorns and giraffes can fall in love too |
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X and Y chromosomes |
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Link and Princess Zelda |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK7NmeubXKdzPohnXpvEiuFjuuXtcbPF-EUB7_92xIWtgnkq06Qw8sVJXJwNY14ryL1blBJQHlTsywCcrgD6WfOilmOcaEXZCnNbFZfEoUrtaYo0VHbyzHnZv7-8k_sE8NiJRToYI2M667/s400/zombie+cake+topper.jpg) |
Zombie bride |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMo3fvll0DCy0bjAYjOX_43LIhtRndsCSF4pudODoETUdp2qWjig2s1p8k8K_5KcHboS_t9hudjFWH18ExyRBSK5mMq9xmFwX8na7v1e9Wby49zmx3RnqLVO3ZF3J_ZX0RPMqHAhARvWES/s400/zombie+cake+topper+2.jpg) |
Another zombie bride. Just because they want your brains, doesn't mean they don't want commitment too |
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Wedding toppers are strange indeed. I will also comment that for the traditional wedding cake, there is a dearth of red-headed cake toppers available. I learned this while shopping for a female friend marrying a male with red hair. Which hair color to pick instead: blonde or brown?! Ugh, why can't people personalize their cake topper's hair and eyes like an American Girl doll?! Wait, did I just think of that?! Dialing the patent office... Just kidding!
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