Cooking Bacon with a Machine Gun

Behold, a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, your every day, common, household machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.

You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.

You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device.

After just a few short bursts (Give it about 200-250 rounds. ) you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.

Ah the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.

The end result? Crispy delicious well done bacon.

Source: Reddit


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  2. Bacon floss! GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

    Smells like...Victory. And a third of a B-L-T...

  4. If you had an average household tank and you were in the desert like Patton's boys - you could fry eggs on the fenders and have breakfast. I am guessing you could make toast right along the eggs, but it would probably be on the light side. You probably want to do that first, so it had some time to work...

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  6. so what does 200 rounds cost?
    kind of expensive breakfast, (unless you include hunting for next day's meal :-)
    what kind of a mmg is that?
    don't recognize the heat guard.

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