Behold, the BabyKeeper. Need to poop, but don't want to hold your child on your lap when you do it? Need to pee, and the baby won't balance on your head? Well then the BabyKeeper is for you. As a bonus, your baby will look like a cute little paratrooper, ready to storm the enemy.
I know what you are thinking, why not just hang them from the coat hook on the inside of the door? I have no problem with that, I do it all the time, but some people (get ready for this) have hang ups about it (applause).