What? Yes, Alf is a tweeter on Twitter. Andrea W. was nice enough to provide me with a link to Alf's twitter page. I suggest you all follow him, as he is sure to provide a lot of deep insight into the complexities of the alien brain, his former world of Melmac and the mysteries of space.
The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender? about 5 hours ago from web
Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct. about 8 hours ago from web
Raining cats? You open the skylight and I'll get the relish.
about 15 hours ago from web