You Know You Are Living in California When...
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and still can’t afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
Your child’s 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You can’t remember, is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
Gas cost .75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You barely notice.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones.
Your dog has a masseuse.
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