I Knew it! Screw You Subway!

I knew it! And what is with the four slices of meat on my foot long sandwich? Hmm? And four slices of cheese? Little triangle slices no less. What am I? A four year old girl? Put some meat and cheese on ma' sammich!



  1. uh, it looks like you have a spicy italian there, and it's made with 10 slices of salami and 10 slices of pepperoni. also, everyone gets the same footlong amount of bread, because the dough is pre-portioned, and it just depends on who baked it whether or not it is an actual footlong.

  2. Thank you Subway employee/fan. Also, I was being sarcastic.