Tuesday, June 16, 2009

What Do They Eat in Prison? Prison Food

This is Lunch on Christmas Day.


Spaghetti, white bread, carrots, a brownie.


A cookie, milk, juice, mashed potatoes and gravy, veggies.


Milk, punch, desert, corn, carrots, meat of some sort.


Cereal, milk, corn bread, bread, orange juice.


This is a fine mail in jail or out. Beans, burrito, chips, corn and more.


Rice, beans, egg, cucumber.


Two cookies, bologna, bread, cheese, mayo, cole slaw, and a mystery item under the cheese slices.


Cookies, cake, veggies, and some brown and white stuff.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

At the Los Angeles County Jail, prisoners in solitary confinement with disciplinary problems every morning are given a single "jute ball," a frozen, flavorless ball of pureed nutrients to gnaw on or wait until it thaws to eat. Apparently, it's a punishment diet that is permissible.

Anonymous said...

Brown and white stuff = Rice and Beans.

Anonymous said...

Looks like an ordinary $3 microwavable dinner tray at a supermarket. Not bad

Anonymous said...

I was fed jute balls in LA County Jail for a while, and it was actually better than the regular jail food. It reminded me of Taco Bell, with more vegetables and a bit spicier.

Anonymous said...

high in carbs and sugars , its no wonder the morale is so low in jail . I bet the officer chow is all protein and veggie .

Anonymous said...

Do they ever get breakfast Burrito's, just wondering.

Anonymous said...

dose it tast like poop

Michael said...

Uranus is my favorite form of birth control... giggidy!

Anonymous said...

'At the Los Angeles County Jail, prisoners in solitary confinement with disciplinary problems every morning are given a single "jute ball," a frozen, flavorless ball of pureed nutrients to gnaw on or wait until it thaws to eat. Apparently, it's a punishment diet that is permissible.'

No. according to the US supreme court, using food as any kind of punishment is unconstitutional. you can look that up easily yourself

Anonymous said...

That's really shocking! I thought the standard was bread, butter and a glass of water!

Anonymous said...

oh gosh I am goin to jill and I am so afraid. I don't wunt this food I odnt want it at all I think i m going to run away anny suggestions?

Anonymous said...

that food looks nastty how could anyone eat that ? does it taste better than it looks ?

Anonymous said...

Well getting out of jail it is nasty and I was only there 4 days due to the holiday and didn't eat. Drank the water and pieces of bread. Lost 14 pounds.

Anonymous said...

I spent a year in Federal Prison. I went from 245 to 180 pounds.

Anonymous said...

If you want to eat good food, be good!!! I don't feel sorry for your butt 1 minute.

Rahul said...

Wow.

I just got back from vacationing in India and must say that this food is a lot better than what a lot of "free" people eat daily in third world countries.

You always gotta count your blessings...

Anonymous said...

Thanks a lot for bringing back bad memories! A lot of the jail food I was fed here in Minnesota emitted the most disgusting stench! Once I had applesauce, thought it was beef gravy. Tried dipping my white bread in it! Gross! Going to celebrate my freedom today!

Aaron said...

that's not to bad im only 15 and im going there soon need some info on what happens any 1 tell me by email it's b_l_f_69er@hotmail.com thank you

Anonymous said...

I don't think they should even get that there eating better then poor people that haven't done
any wrong just down on there luck.
They can live off water for there drink everyday, bread, and beans. Don't need desert, milk, juice, and extras. If you do wrong you should not get rewarded for it. Don't need TVs, GYM equipment, internet, and anything extra. If your there then its your fault and YOU DO THE CRIME YOU DO THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IT WOULD SAVE ON TAXES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

kinda good kinda not.... meat of some sort... WHAT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'll munch on some spread with the camaradas and drink some fake ass coffee fuckit though it kept me up wen i had gallo
Sureno por vida!

wane gone said...

When i was in prison in New Mexico we ate alot of soy patties and powdered eggs. like in the morning it would be s.o.s. shit on a shingle we called it. Which was nasty ass gravy on some dry ass biscuits with oatmeal and a soy sausage patty. Lunch would be nasty ass meat with some beans and white crunchy rice. same thing for dinner.

jolie crane said...

Yuck! I don't want to go prison

Anonymous said...

I mean it's not Sonja J. Queen's cook in but it ain't bad

Anonymous said...

I thought that most just have tossed salads. Some prefer syrup. I prefer a guy use jelly.
Though when you are locked up, there are some things more important than food. More important that water. Booty.

Anonymous said...

How can they stomach that shit

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