Earwax candy, delicious. Who hasn't cleaned out their ear, and sucked on the q-tip? It's about time they make it a candy.
I am constantly fishing out old diapers from the dumpster. These will save me a lot of hard scavenging work.
You strap this on to your face, and eat the candy as it drips and squirts out. I have seen lots of young kids licking the snot off of their faces, I had no idea that it tasted great.
Lemon flavored pee candy. You can swipe one of these from your doctors office, but I can't guarantee it's lemon flavored.
Gummy earth worms. Those birds in my garden have been onto something this whole time.
A little toilet filled with sour candy. They should make the sucker in the shape of a toilet plunger, or a toilet brush. Then they would have something.
A Harry Potter Cockroach Cluster. Looks pretty realistic, but I bet it tastes better than the real ones in NYC.
From the show Fear Factor, comes a custom line of candy.
Flesh Fries. My shop teacher was missing a finger. I wonder if he ate it?
Blood balls. I dunno, I guess I just don't like the idea of a squished ball squirting blood.
Zit Poppers and a box of boogers. You can squirt out delicious goo from the zit gummies. The boogers are supposed to be tangy, and look real. I guess they look real, if you stick pistachios up your nose.
Sure, polar bear poop, why not.
So, I think I speak for everyone when I say that eating a band aid you find in the trash can is delicious; but do you really think they could replicate the delicious copper/iron taste?