Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse

The homeless guy behind 7-11 Experts say it's only a matter of time before we are overrun by zombies, so you best prepare ASAP. Zombie Tools has your accessories for the apocolypse. All sorts of neat swords. Mmm, swords. Oh, also they make all the swords themselves: "Yup, we do everything in our shop in Missoula, Montana using American made steel and aluminum."
Check out this movie, particularly at about 2:37.


  1. Cant believe no one posted anything.

    2 words fucking, awesome!

  2. Anonymous, you are so right. Completely awesome.