40 Reasons Why Women Live Longer

As a man, I can say confidently that we are dumb. Here are fourty examples proving my point:
Looks like someone payed attention in geometry.
Are those 2x2's? You should never prop your car up with anything but a 2x4. Every man knows that.
Paper is fire resistant, right?
Thank you for calling AT&T...
By jove, take a look at these blokes; what silly outfits! 
I hope someone at least "double-dog dared" him.
When you have so many people in your country, everyone needs a job.
Spiderman, Spiderman...
Trust me bro, it's safe.
I remember when gas was free, and ladders were plentiful.
The important thing here is, the dude holding the ladder is really strong.
I hope he poked a hole in that.
Hay, it's not just for eating.
Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
Ok, on the count of three...
You see daddy's watch?
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1 comment:

  1. This is such a brilliant concept for a post. I'll be wishing upon a star for a part 2.