Because Rock, Paper, Scissors is Old

Monkey

* Monkey fools Ninja

* Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

* Robot chokes Ninja

* Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

* Pirate drowns Robot

* Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja

* Ninja karate chops Pirate

* Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie

* Zombie eats Pirate

* Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

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