Your soul for a lollypop is a good deal kid.
Tried to save a couple bucks by not going to Chuck E Cheese, and this is what happens.
Someone hasn't been flossing. Tisk, tisk.
Clowns are silly. There is no way that will keep away the rain or the sun.
Ronald McDonald's little brother. Sort of the black sheep in the family.
I bet it takes him hours to get his hair that straight. Well worth it though. It looks FABULOUS!
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You're a jerk!
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Tell her this : So-and-so's friend, a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca. The family is wealthy and has a very large house — you know the sort, with a ridiculous amount of rooms. Anyways, the parents are going out for a late dinner/movie. The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this specific room (he doesn't really want her wandering around the house) and watch TV there.
ReplyDeleteThe parents take off and soon she gets the kids into bed and goes to the room to watch TV. She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can't handle it.
She resorts to calling the father and asks, "Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creeping me out."
The father says seriously, "Get the kids, go next door and call 911."
She asks, "What's going on?"
He responds, "Just go next door and once you call the police, call me back."
She gets the kids, goes next door, and calls the police. When the police are on the way, she calls the father back and asks, "So, really, what's going on?"
He responds, "We don't HAVE a clown statue." He then further explains that the children have been complaining about a clown watching them as they sleep. He and his wife had just blown it off, assuming that they were having nightmares.
The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks. He would come into the kids' rooms at nights and watch them while they slept. As the house was so large, he was able to avoid detection, surviving off their food, etc. He had been in the TV room right before the babysitter right came in there. When she entered he didn't have enough time to hide, so he just froze in place and pretended to be a statue.
yoo this is shirley west and i hate clowns im mad scared of them:]
ReplyDeleteThat first clown with the little guy...I would blow that clowns head of with a shotgun. No second thoughts about it.
ReplyDeleteThat's my cousin in the first picture!!!!
ReplyDeleteAll he wanted was the lolli-pop
i hate clowns. if i ever saw a scary clown i would blow the crap out of him with a desert eagle.
ReplyDeleteha dos pictures scary but not as sacary as dat rely on my house
ReplyDeleteSank you, sank you. Me sister is crying her panties right know.
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