10 Best Post-Apocalyptic Vehicles

Say the world ends, and you are one of the few humans left alive. Well if the movies tell us anything, it is that you will need a trusty, tough vehicle to take you around the barren waste land, keeping one step ahead of dangerous marauders. What would you pick as the ten best post-apocalyptic vehicles?

Dobbertin Surface Orbiter

What happens when a well known hotrodder puts his tinkering hands to an amphibious vehicle? The Dobbertin Surface Orbiter. Built out of an old milk tanker, the Orbiter was designed to circumnavigate the globe on land and water, which is good for when you're on the move and forced to deal with the suddenly changing seasons that the nuclear fallout will likely bring. And like all good survival vehicles, it comes complete with a kitchen and porta-potti. It nearly made it around the world, but financial problems and an eventual divorce led to the trip getting cut short. Maybe YankBoffin and BlueCoupe would be all over that. [Dobbertin Hydrocar]

Here are the other nine best post-apocalyptic vehicles.

Airline FAIL

Extensive commentary is available at this Telegraph article, which reports that Southwest Airlines is investigating the incident.



Seriously, I'm not making fun of this guy, I'm not. What is absurd, is that he is trying to get away with paying for just one seat. Seriously, he needs two seats, half of him is hanging out into the aisle. Also, what are you thinking if you are the guy next to him? "I hope I don't have to use the restroom..."

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Tackling

Pika, Pika

Pika, Pika, Pikachu!!!

Light 'Em if Ya Got 'Em Kids

Wizard Smoke

Pretty cool idea for a video. I bet these dudes were hating chalk dust by the end of the day. I wonder what their lungs look like now? Tie-dye?



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Little Lady Lingerie

I was at a craft boutique with my wife the other day, because I don't have a life. There was a booth selling little girls nightgowns. I thought that the name was a little strange.



Grandma discount on lingerie for little girls? Hmm.

Beard Cage

I have a beard cage, and your argument is invalid.

The Swine Flu is Getting Really Bad

To All My Friends in Stickam

Sale FAIL

I was driving by the Volkswagen dealership the other day, when I saw that they had placed the letters backwards, spelling ELAS instead of SALE.

Now some people would argue that this was done intentionally, because of the way traffic is coming. If it was meant to be read from people coming from the other direction, it is still a fail. First, because half of the traffic isn't coming from that direction. Second, because even people coming from that direction are reading the last letter first, which goes against the western style of reading from left to right. This isn't written in Arabic.

The word sale would still be best displayed in the correct left to right format, as people coming from both directions would be able to easily identify it.

So if they did this on accident, it is a FAIL. If they did it on purpose, it is still a fail, because it just doesn't make sense, or work from all directions.

I Caught a Couple of Mullets

I was out shopping with my wife yesterday, and I spotted a couple of sweet mullets.

This one was at the mall.


This one was at Costco.

Detention Note

Dalton is a funny kid.



"Another student made the comment "you need to push it in further" (innocent comment) and Dalton added, "that's what she said."

Koo Koo the Bird Girl

Ok, I suppose that... Wait, what the crap?

Orange Wedge Smiles

Putting an orange wedge in your mouth and smiling, is one of the oldest gags out there, yet anytime some one does it, they act as if they thought of it and it's hilarious. Really quite baffling. I just searched "orange smile" on Photobucket, and I was inundated with all of these clever comedians.

Cracking Eggs too Hard?

Are you a clumsy moron? Is cracking an egg an insurmountable task? Well worry no more, it's the EZ Cracker.

Poopy Fun Time

11 of the Coolest Couches Ever

I love couches, they are so comfortable. If I had my way, I wouldn't leave my couch. Call me lazy, I don't care, I don't like you anyway. Here are 11 examples of really cool couches:

A stuffed animal couch. Creepy? Perhaps, but you know it is comfortable.


This is called the "slouch couch."

A mountain couch. This way you can feel like you are outdoors and being active, while you are actually not burning any calories at all.


A couch made from old Mac computers. Probably not very comfortable.


A couch made of grass.


This couch is pretty sweet, it converts into a bed.



A coffin couch, perfect for your emo child.


A car couch.


This looks super uncomfortable, but still cool.


A Cadillac couch.


A cactus couch.


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