Nifty Tape Dispensers

So, I was sitting at my desk, staring at my tape dispenser, thinking, man, what a boring tape dispenser. It's plain black, no frills, no excitement. Why does it have to be so utilitarian and boring? This got me thinking, ya know, I bet there are cool tape dispensers out there, I'm going to do a little digging. Sure enough, blamo! There are lots of 'em.

Yet another reason why frogs are better than me.


Um, it's a wheel, and stuff.


If you are sick of being taken seriously, and respected by your coworkers.


Most people don't know that snails are full of tape. Don't believe me? Smash one open.

Chickens are pretty sweet.


I heart tape dispensers.


Turtles have been used as tape dispensers for countless generations, by native peoples of turtle populated areas.


Great for the woman that wants to display her femininity, or the man that wants other men.


This is called the "blue Elvis." I don't see it.


Seems to phallic. Or is it just me?


Seems logical.


I like this one. It's kind of like he is constantly vomiting tape. It's cute.


Made from lead crystal. Pretty snazzy.


Perfect for the golf enthusiast, that also loves clocks, tape, and multifunctionality.


Do you love old lady stuff? Then you will love this dispenser.