Adopt sergeant Sprinkles ~ Now That's Nifty

Sargent Sprinkles is in need of a good home. Wouldn't you love this little guy sleeping next to you in bed? Or petting his sweet little head, when you get home from work? If dog pattern boldness, creepy, evil pink eyes, chronic gas, a tongue that never goes in his mouth, and bouts of violent diarrhea aren't a problem, then this little fella' is for you!