9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Dang straight! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the freak would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I hate them.

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the freaking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the crap? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever freaking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?

Thanks HQ!


  1. LOL! So true! And I'm guilty of doing 8 of these! LOL!

  2. Your an idiot you will never have any friends if you follow these dumb ass rules

  3. Dang, these are freaking lame!

  4. this list would be funny i the person who wrote it didn't make me want to punch him. just swear - and if you have a sarcastic comment that makes you laugh- ignore it.

  5. I hate it when people say "have your cake and eat it too". First you are so right - if you have cake, what the hell are you supposed to do with it?? Of course you eat it. The bigger problem is that the quote is the most misquoted quote ever. It actually goes: "You can't eat your cake and have it also". Makes much more sense. Once you eat it, it's gone.

  6. dang straight, these freakin' people are dang crap, dang.

  7. 1. The wrist pointing is in case the person didnt hear you so you won't have to keep repeating yourself like an idiot.

    2. A lot of tvs dont come with buttons on them anymore. Welcome to the 21st century.

    3. Do people really say that? I have never met anyone who has used that phrase

    4. it's sarcasm idiot

    5. I agree with this

    6. don't be a douche

    7. Pretend someone made a phone with time traveling capabilities. That is an example of both new and improved

    8. Death. Death is longer than life

    9. another agreement here

    I guess 2 valid hatreds out of 9 aint bad