"You vil take de rose... Or you vil die!"
I know it's not nice to make fun of people who are blind.
Mr. T says: "I pity the foo' that covets his neighbor!"
Is that one big dress with three neck-holes and six sleeves?
"Momma says if I don't say my prayers she will burn me with her cigarette."
"Hey here is an idea for the cover that won't look gay..."
His music really gets you hooked.
I wonder if her hair is filled with something delcious?
I'll take your word for it...
I wan't to touch his hair so badly.
Man? Woman? Manan? Chick? Dude? Chude?
I used to watch his TV show. Seems creepy now.
"This is our Momma, our girlfriend, and our sister."
Why does he have an axe?
If I let you borrow a feeling, you will give it back covered in your VD germs. So no, you cannot borrow a feeling. Seriously, what a "Chester the Molester."
Is "Zap" like the clap?
Ok, I realize he was burned, and that's sad. But on the cover?
Featuring: "Chew on My Milkbone" and "Can I Sniff Your Butt."
Surprisingly, none of them had prom dates.
"That's our brother Dave. We don't like him because he ate our sister Susan."
Oh, please no.
Leave a comment with your song ideas for the album "Songs for Gay Dogs."