I'm sure you have been shaving and had the thought, "I wish my face smelled like pork." Well good news! J&D's Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Shaving Cream! Yes, the world's first bacon-scented shaving cream. Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly eaten by bears.
But Bacon lovers be warned, Bacon Shaving Cream is only here for a limited time and is in short supply, so don't miss out. They only made 2,500 jars of this pork-scented lather of the gods and it's available starting Wednesday November 28th at www.BaconShavingCream.com for $14.99 (including free shipping) – just in time to make for a very happy holiday season.
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream™ is proudly Made in America and is the highest quality meat-scented shaving cream on the market today. Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with. Their rich creamy moisturizers and hearty essential oils ensure a high-performance, velvety smooth shaving experience. Their advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.
See Bacon Shaving Cream in action on CBS Channel 7 KIRO-TV News on location at Earl's Cuts & Style here: http://www.kirotv.com/videos/news/seattleinsider-lather-up-with-jds-bacon-shaving/vhz7K/.
As if this wasn't a great enough, they're also offering Bacon Roses (they smell like Bacon) and Smell the Bacon Stickers. Buy them all together in their intense Bacon Aroma Collection.
If Bacon isn't quite your thing but the delicious firestorm of Sriracha is, then you need to try J&D's Sriracha Lip Balm™. Made in partnership with The Oatmeal(www.theoatmeal.com), their Sriracha flavored lip balm will moisturize your lips and protect them from the harmful rays of the sun (it's SPF 15) while simultaneously bombarding them with a delicious Thai-inspired kick-in-the-face. It's like making out with some tasty napalm.
P.S. Yes, this these products are really real.
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