Things that Make Chuck Norris Smile

Chuck Norris does not smile. He flexes his teeth. Here are 13 things that make Chuck Norris "smile:"

Costco
Chess
Military jackets
Ropes
Framed things
Boots
Pepsi
Books

Invading personal space

Turtlenecks
Sad people
Chest hair
Glamor shots
More interesting facts about Chuck Norris' smile:

Chuck Norris doesn't smile, the corners of his mouth run upwards away from his fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
When ever Chuck Norris smile he blinds people with pure awesomeness.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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