Would you rather fall down every staircase or slam hand in every door?
Have your life narrated by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones?
Would you rather work your dream job for no pay, and live off of welfare OR sit in a completely empty white room from 8-5, Mon-Fri, for $5 million a year?
Would you rather smell a fart all day, every day, that no one else could smell OR have everyone think you smell like a fart, but you don't smell it.
Would you rather wipe with sand paper or saran wrap?