The Half Sandwich

Seriously, why would anyone order, or for that matter offer a half-sandwich? What am I three? Can I only eat half a sandwich? Will you cut the crust off to please mommy? Also, what do they do with the other half of the sandwich? Do they make a whole sandwich and put the other half in the fridge for later? If I order a half sandwich, am I getting the other half of some other dude's sandwich? So that would mean I'm paying for someone else's leftovers, their table scraps. Mmmm.

It doesn't make it any better if you pair it with soup. Soup isn't even food, it's a glorified drink. You might as well order cookies and milk.

Now a foot-long sub and some beef stew, that's something I can get behind.

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7 comments:

  1. SandraNovember 21, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    i eat/order half sandwiches. They're good for a small snack

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  2. UnknownNovember 21, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Everyone to their own opinion!

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  3. ●Lett●November 21, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    OMG, hilarious, "...And I'll take half a sub!"

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  4. S.L. GabrielNovember 21, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    You know, Sheldon Cooper asked that very same question.

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  5. YournameNovember 22, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    I wonder, how much the half sandwich costs? LOL good one.

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  6. dirtycowgirlNovember 22, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Why not just use a roll.

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  7. RoSeNovember 25, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    smaller size bear here, I order half sandwiches frequently,when available. This is my perfect meal thank you.

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